Because I was asked

1) What do you think of me, Media Player?
Nearfield - Can you feel it now (Noel W. Sanger remix)

2) Will I have a happy life?
Fluke - Zion (The Matrix Reloaded)

3) What do my friends really think of me?
Linkin Park - Session (The Matrix Reloaded)

4) Do people secretly lust after me?
Elvis Presley - Devil in Disguise

5) How can I make myself happy?
Amy Grant - Whatever it Takes

6) What should I do with my life?
Prodigy - Fuel My Fire

7) Why must life be so full of pain?
Joi - Lick

8) How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Depeche Mode - Blue Monday

9) Will I ever have children?
Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)

10) Will I die happy?
808 State - Lopez (Propellerheads Mix) 

11) Can you give me some advice?
Lunatic Calm - Leave you Far Behind (Mortal Kombat Annihilation)

12) What do you think happiness is?
Gwen Stephanie - Whatcha Waiting For?

13) What's my favorite fetish?
Santana - Maria Maria

14) How will I be remembered?
Prodigy - Serial Thrilla
       (This one is funny to me)